Showing posts with label Ads. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ads. Show all posts
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10/31/2007
10/24/2007
The Cellphone
The Cellphone is one of the greatest accessory and invention.
If it wasn't for it, my would have been late for my appointment or I would able to call my work to late them know I'm going to be late.
So,Thank you, whoever invented the cellphone.
10/19/2007
Christopher Gorham is Shirtless
Christopher Gorham is Shirtless - He play Henry in the TV show "Ugly Betty".
10/01/2007
9/26/2007
10 Reason Gay Marriage is Wrong
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because, as you know, a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
8/20/2007
8/15/2007
8/13/2007
8/10/2007
Small Midwestern Town Holds Annual Gay Shame Parade
Date: 11-Aug-2007A tight-knit town in America's Bible Belt has celebrated it's Annual Gay Shame Parade. Police cars, fire trucks and farm equipment draped in red-white-and-blue banners that read Burn in the Eternal Flames of Hell! and so on rolled down the main street of Grand Plains, Nebraska, just as they have done every year since 1977, when the townsfolk first became aware of the existence of homosexuality.
City Councilman Fred Brandeen entertained children by making mock finger-wagging gestures of admonishment and passing out buttons bearing the parade's traditional slogan: NO! Members of the Grand Plains Area Wives Association followed behind with a 15-foot hand-sewn banner which read: GPAWA and Jerry's Cringe To Think What You're Putting Your Family Through.
Frank Mitchell, Grand Plains Mayor, was thrilled with the turnout. "Every year, the whole town turns out to enjoy Nebraska's famous summer sunshine, sample foods, browse the craft bazaar, and shame homosexuals for their repulsive, decadent behavior," he said.
"To see a whole community rally together like this around a good cause—it's really an inspiration," said Ellen Lundblom, a mother of four enjoying the festivities with her youngest son, first-time reveler Timmy, 3. "If I were a lesbian, this would have really made me feel awful about myself."
"My favorite part was the balloons," Timmy said. "They had all different colors of angry frowny-faces on them."
After the last bit of confetti fell, spectators praised the parade's highlights, including a float, that depicts a mother sitting alone with her head down on a kitchen table, crying. The first-place ribbon went to "Sodom and Gomorrah," a miniature version of the two Biblical cities engulfed in flames. The float's designer, McPhee's Department Store window dresser Bruce Carlson, was not able to accept his prize, however, as he was away visiting an aunt in Lawrence, Kansas for the weekend.
Despite the pageantry, parade organizers stressed that the event has a serious message.
"Everyone loves a parade," PTA chairwoman Agatha Buell said. "But it's about a lot more than the clowns, the decorations, and those Shriner fellows in their tiny cars. It's about making folks feel sickened by the deviant homosexual lifestyle, like God wants us to." (PS: This is a joke!)
8/07/2007
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