Now The Straights Appreciate Anal Sex

*~Now The Straights Appreciate Anal Sex~*

by DNA Magazine

First male grooming, then gym memberships and now this. Men.style.com now claim that “backdoor entry is now mainstream”. It was only a matter of time before catchy titles like “arse pirate” and “fudge packer” could be applied to all men. Equality is a wonderful thing.

“The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention estimated that in 2002, 38 percent of men ages 18 to 59 had entered a woman's back door. Thirty-five percent of women ages 25 to 44 had invited men in. Ten years before, only 26 percent of men and 20 percent of women reported having had anal sex.

"Anal is the new oral," says syndicated sex columnist Dan Savage. "I used to get letters from women about giving head. Those letters are now dwarfed by letters from women asking how to take it up the butt."”

Good times people. It’s taking so long for society to see how much fun us gays are having. And ladies, don’t forget, it’s a good way not to get pregnant!

The full article is here.